I went to
the barbing saloon recently to get a haircut. Usually, when I go, I take my own
shaving kit with me and so avoid any risk of catching head lice or even
Hepatitis. God forbid! Anyway, that is not the story I want to relate to you. The
hair cut was performed efficiently but after the barber succeeded in making me
handsome (to my amusement), he did the following:
First, the
barber got a hot wet towel from a small oven in the shop. He then proceeded to
slap this hot towel on my head without warning. It was hot enough to make me
jump up, slap his hand away and exclaim. Seriously, what has barbing become?
Why do I have go to the shop to get a burn on my head? There was no communication
at all and he did not even check if the temperature was suitable for me. I
supposed he used his own calloused hands to judge the temperature!
He still
used it to clean my head, wiping off the bits of hair and then he proceeded to
perform a hand massage of my scalp and neck. I thought that was good and I
almost fell asleep with the pleasure of it. That was until he put one hand on
my head and another under my chin. He was about to twist my neck before I
shouted. I was so mad! How dare a barber try to twist my neck (unsolicited) and
without prior warning, as part of the simple act of shaving my head? I
admonished him severely and warned him never to do this again. It is certainly
not part of hair cutting and does not take into cognizance the huge risks
involved.
For
example, I may have a bad neck with cervical spondylosis, or a previous neck
operation or even just a weak neck. And apart from being a surgeon who operates
on necks, I watch movies where peoples’ necks are twisted leading to their demise.
It is believable that the barber could one day, perform this neck twisting act
and render his client paralysed or dead. A N500 hair cut should not send you to
the emergency room or to the morgue.
This
brings me to another point in the hair-cutting industry and this relates to the
dandruff scam perpetrated by hair dressers and barbers. Dandruff is not a
disease but simply dry scalp. It is dry skin that flakes off the head and is
not really a problem. It is also not curable. Since it is not a disease, in the
first place!
According
to Wikipedia, Dandruff is a common scalp disorder affecting almost half of the
population at the post-pubertal age and of any gender and ethnicity. It often
causes itching. The severity of dandruff may fluctuate with season as it often
worsens in dry weather. Those affected by dandruff find that it can cause
social or self-esteem problems, indicating treatment for both psychological and
physiological reasons. Most cases of dandruff can be easily treated with
specialized shampoos. There is, however, no true cure.
No cure for
Dandruff
This
is the basis of the scam! When barbers and hair dressers say that you have
dandruff and ask if they could treat it for you, they make is sound as if they
can make it go away. That the exorbitant price you pay to have your hair washed
with shampoo and creamed is justified. As if once they have done the treatment,
it won’t reappear the very next day!
Dry
scalp like dry in other part of the body is part of life and happens to a lot
of people. People who use soap a lot and especially in the hot weather we have
in Nigeria suffer from dandruff and dry skins. Those who suffer from eczema and
allergies perhaps suffer the more. It is no reason to spend your hard earned
money on the scam perpetuated by big business selling shampoos, lotions and
potions purported to cure dandruff.
You
may have seen the image of that gorgeous woman on the billboards all over the
country selling shampoo for dandruff. No matter how pretty you think she is,
remember what she is selling is not a cure for dandruff and all part of the
scam. Shampoos, soaps, creams and moisturizers are temporary treatment and not
cure for dandruff. It is part of your makeup and not a condition to worry about
at all.
Finally,
please be careful at the barbers shop and even at hairdressers. People have
been maimed and injured in these places mostly by this trial and error
behaviour and barbers especially doing things they feel add quality to the
service. But, which may be fairly harmful. Burns, allergic reactions, cuts,
rash and transmission of deadly infections are all possible at the
hairdressers.
Be
careful.
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